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How to End a Relationship

Submitted by The Jodan on October 20, 2008 - 9:16pm.

What is something that should never, ever be said before, during, or after the act of making love?

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Re: How to End a Relationship

Submitted by The Jodan on October 20, 2008 - 9:18pm.

"And I thought these things smelled bad on the outside."

-Han Solo
"The Empire Strikes Back"

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Re: How to End a Relationship

Submitted by DoubleEcksZero on October 21, 2008 - 10:19am.

"By the way, I charge per hour."
"It's like a penis, only smaller."

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Re: How to End a Relationship

Submitted by Anonymous BlowHard on October 22, 2008 - 6:33am.

"That was fun grandma"

"I have crabs, cha cha cha. Now you have crabs, cha cha cha"

"Here is that lolipop I promised you. No make sure not to tell your mommy about this"

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Re: How to End a Relationship

Submitted by Anonymous BlowHard on October 26, 2008 - 8:21pm.

"On second thought, never mind."

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Re: How to End a Relationship

Submitted by Anonymous BlowHard on October 29, 2008 - 12:26pm.

Am I supposed to pay you or something?

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Re: How to End a Relationship

Submitted by Anonymous BlowHard on October 29, 2008 - 4:17pm.

"I thought it would be bigger."

"Your sister looks much better than you do naked."

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Re: How to End a Relationship

Submitted by jiveturkey on October 29, 2008 - 11:56pm.

is it in yet?

37 (Clerks)

where do you keep the vaseline?

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Re: How to End a Relationship

Submitted by violetsprl on November 1, 2008 - 2:26am.

"Wait you mean that isn't a wig?"

"keep the music loud, my hips and knees make cracking noises."

"My pubes pay tribute to the great beards of Russian royalty"

"Let's do it after my colostomy bag is full, those things are expensive."

"I'm sad..will you hug me with your mouth?"

"That's odd, usually it's only itchy in the morning right before I shave it..."

"Wanna touch my pee pee?"

"I don't have a condom, but I do have a Ziploc bag and olive oil..."

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Re: How to End a Relationship

Submitted by Anonymous BlowHard on March 8, 2009 - 5:26pm.

"Hey have you seen that pickle jar guy.. that happened to me once."
-Abby Normal

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Re: How to End a Relationship

Submitted by Anonymous BlowHard on May 7, 2009 - 2:05am.

"this is the bed my grandma died in"

"Hang on my mom's on the phone and wants to say hi"

"that does taste worse then it smells"

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Re: How to End a Relationship

Submitted by NELSONZ on May 8, 2009 - 12:25pm.

"Oh that's just a blister"

"Something's fishy"

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Re: How to End a Relationship

Submitted by Anonymous BlowHard on October 13, 2009 - 5:30am.

the first time ... " I Love You" is probably a no no.

or

"No baby, your great! I guess my ex just spoiled me with size"

"OMG, I DIDN'T TAKE MY BIRTH CONTROL!!"

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