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A Perspective of the Species

Submitted by Jordan Schneider on February 25, 2010 - 4:22am.

Perspective is a dangerous and powerful thing. It makes our world; in some senses, it is our world: our glories, our limitations, our conflicts and victories. It is something so fundamental we often lose sight of it, if we've even gained any of it at all, but the real wonder of it is how a simple willing change of perspective can reshape the world in which we live.  read more »

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Read This or I Will Kill a Puppy

Submitted by Jordan Schneider on February 21, 2010 - 6:49am.

Reading reports of the February 2010 CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) is like reading a horror story, filled with fears of the future and problems of the present.  read more »

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Why to Try

Submitted by Jordan Schneider on December 14, 2009 - 7:28am.

As I keep saying, I'm an English professor, teaching Freshman Composition. Every term I see students doing substandard work, ignoring basic instructions, and trying to get away with texting as opposed to joining the class. Now, we have the conception that success in school is a matter of intellect, that the smartest students are going to be the most successful students.  read more »

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Don't Misunderestimate This Joke

Submitted by Jordan Schneider on October 16, 2009 - 1:59am.

People made fun of George Bush when he used the word "misunderestimate," but for once I don't really agree. "Misunderestimate" might not be in the dictionary, but it could be a word; it follows the rules: to misunderestimate means that a person incorrectly underestimates someone or something. But that's just the start.  read more »

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Speak!

Submitted by DoubleEcksZero on June 6, 2009 - 2:39am.

Being the avid gamer that I am, I do tend to run into a lot of things that annoy me in video games. One of the bigger annoyances for me happens to be the nameless, voiceless protagonist.  read more »

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The Spiritual Experience

For about ten years, I've had the idea that "rapture," being born again, nirvana, enlightenment, and whatever else we want to call it, are all the same basic feeling of connectedness to the world around us. And since we are biologically, chemically, and physically part of that cosmos, there's some possibility of a scientific basis for it as well.  read more »

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The Brutal, Honest Truth

Submitted by The Jodan on May 12, 2009 - 4:29am.

I saw a woman on the train today reading a book titled What Men Want. I was tempted to tell her, "Shave the mustache." Would that have been wrong?  read more »

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Twilight's Success Explained: Chicks Dig Vampires

Submitted by Jordan Schneider on May 7, 2009 - 5:27am.

It seems that everywhere I turn, I see women reading Twilight, and from what I've heard, it isn't a very good book, and the movie is even worse, but it's being nominated for MTV movie awards. Clearly, it's not literary talent that is making a mediocre story into a cultural icon. The reason isn't the book but the character. Chicks dig vampires.  read more »

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Let's talk about sex, baby!

Submitted by The Angry Commuter on March 12, 2009 - 12:11am.

'Great Sex: God's Way'.
These billboards are out there (waaaay out there, in Alabama to be specific) causing quite a stir with the local folk.
Four words, and a community goes up in arms.
No, not s-e-x on a billboard!!! Not those letters!  read more »

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... and you thought your bus ride sucks!!

Submitted by The Angry Commuter on March 6, 2009 - 11:38pm.

"Man goes berserk on bus in Manitoba," the article reads. Eli Roth couldn't make this shit up.
Keeping in mind that this guy was successfully able to plead insanity, I urge you to take a look at your fellow commuters next time you're on the bus or train..  read more »

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